Why Is There An Extended Version Of The TOEFL iBT Exam?

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Today’s topic comes from an entry that I started writing in the TOEFL FAQ section of the GiveMeSomeEnglish!!! TOEFL Portal.  It is about the Extended Version of the TOEFL iBT Exam.

So What The Hell Is That All About?

Honestly, there is no “good” answer for this…  Okay, well, there is…  but it can not be proven, and it will probably be considered, by many who may read, this to be the crazy rantings and exaggerations of a weirdo who has spent too many hours watching conspiracy videos on YouTube…  I neither confirm nor deny anything…  😉

So Why Is There An Extended Version Of The TOEFL iBT Exam?

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The short answer is that, the creators of the exam are mad-scientists with an agenda of manipulation and control, who are delighted by evilly manipulating “test-subjects” — Oops, I mean “test-takers” — by doing un-warranted, un-necessary, and un-ethical (so-called) “research” on the people who pay them (a “non-profit” organization) a freakin’ sh!t-load of money — only to be forced to do extra passages on their exam, which most are already very nervous & uncomfortable about…

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Don’t Worry, Your Money Is Going To “Research” 😉

(okay, that was actually the long answer…  but…)

The More “Acceptable” Answer Is…

They aren’t evil — they just like to mess with people in the name of somehow “improving” the exam for future “test-subjects” — Oops, I mean “test-takers”.

The Extended Version of The TOEFL iBT Exam - GiveMeSomeEnglish!!!

Yes, yesss, That’s exactly what we are doing.


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…you (as a test taker) do not have any prior warning about this — or control over this.

Don’t Worry…  The Extended Version Is Not Harder…  Just Longer…

(please excuse me… that came out wrong…  Let me rephrase that…)

The Extended version of The TOEFL iBT Exam is not any more difficult than the “normal” version.  It just has between 1 to 2 more passages in The Reading Section.  Or (supposedly) may have more passages in The Listening Section.  (But I have only ever heard directly from test-takers that The Reading Section was the extended section, never The Listening Section.)  The part that really sucks about it, is that you will only be scored on the 3 of those 4 or 5 passages (from The Reading Section)…  the rest are just for their own selfish evil enjoyment.


Just to fʌk with you some more…  You will not know which passages you will be scored on.  Furthermore, they will not simply pick your best scores…  Like I said…

They Are Just Fʌking With You…

F#ck You!!! - GiveMeSomeEnglish!!!

“Thanks For Taking My Money And Then Giving Me Something Other Than What I Paid For.”

All you can do is — if you see that the timer says more than 60 minutes in The Reading Section…  take a deep breath…  do the awesome job that you know you can do…  and then become president of the world and come back to destroy those evil bastards for making you do an extra 30 to 40 minutes worth of work…  without even getting a discount on your registration fee.

And then…

Have An Excellent Day!





The Teacher

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